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  3. So my mum went on vacation and I made her read The Fault in our Stars been getting I hate you texts since Monday

     
  4. castielinablanket:

    pippin-and-other-drugs:

    remember when we found out Neville Longbottom had bigger balls than anyone else in the HP series

    remember how Dumbledore told us this in the very first book, but no one believed him

    (Source: bloodtraitor, via moxiemonarch)

     
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  6. sunsgodown:

    true friends don’t judge each other

    they judge other people

    together

    (Source: the-maines, via kianlawley)

     

  7. Plans for when I get my own place with someone I love

    Wake up.
    Have sex.
    Make breakfast.
    Have sex.
    Go to work & wish I was home.
    Come home.
    Have a snack.
    Have sex.
    Watch tv.
    Get distracted by sex.
    Continue having sex.
    Take a shower.
    Have sex in the shower.
    Cook dinner.
    Have sex.
    Go to sleep.

    (via moxiemonarch)

     
  8. offpunk:

    offpunk:

    ** DO NOT REMOVE THIS TEXT **

    1. Must be following me 
    2. Reblog as MANY times as you want for a better chance
    3. You can like it, but it won’t count 

    What am I giving away? :

    • 2 Victoria’s Secret Reward Cards (worth at least £10, but they might be worth up ‘till £500)
    • Wreck this Journal
    • The Fault in Our Stars
    • iPhone 5 (black)
    • iPhone 5 case (Marc by Marc Jacobs)
    • MacBook Pro

    EVERYONE will have this opportunity, because I’m shipping it wherever you are in the world and I will also pay for it :)

    I will pick the winner in the end of April/the start of May. I haven’t decided yet, so closer message will be given in April.

    Any questions? Just ask here!

    ENDS: 25TH APRIL

    (via offpunk)

     
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  10. so-personal:

    everything personal♡

    (Source: darynberry)